How to Become King of Twitter
1.) Address everyone as an audience.
Twitter is your main stage and your followers are your crowd! Don’t be afraid to shine!
Examples:
- How is everyone doing?
- Hey all, what are you up tonight?!
2.) Make sure to wish the “Twittersphere” goodnight.
Don’t forget to use the exact phrase of “Twittersphere” Since this is an actual place, you need to make sure you address it as such. This is almost as important as wishing your own mother goodnight. Imagine going to bed without knowing someone you are following wants it to be a good night - horrific!
Side note: For bonus points wish your followers a good morning and afternoon.
3.) Comment on how many followers you have.
Getting all those followers was really hard work. You have a right to brag about it! You must have clicked that little follow button over 2,000 times - now it’s time to be rewarded by praise.
For bonus points: Tell everyone how many times you have tweeted and/or listed. These things will only make your followers love you more.
4.) Call everyone your tweeps or your tweeple!
Everyone loves to be called a name you think is clever because you added a “tw” to the beginning. You already know it’s extremely clever - but imagine how clever everyone else things it is!
Inside scoop: It’s easier than you think to make things sound Twitter related. tw-apple, tw-chair. It can be done with virtually any word!
5.) Tweet about each and everyone of your problems!
If you’re feeling down this is one of the best ways to get free pity.
Examples:
- Today is the worst day of my entire life :*(
- I wish someone could make me feel better right now :(
