Ruling Twitter from Day 1

Twitter for Babies & Dogs!

There are so many reasons to get a Twitter account for your newborn or dog.

Showing Your Love – Nothing says “I love you” like your first Twitter account.

There is no better way to show your child or your dog how much you care by getting them their own personal Twitter account. They can tweet about what they are doing, what they are thinking, when they need to be let out, or when they need a diaper change. What a convenient way for your dog or new child to communicate with you! Next time Sparky is hungry, you’ll be updated though your mobile device at all times of the day.

Please note: Creation of this account is even possible at the first sign of pregnancy.

Name Squatting – Get that name early!

By the time your child is of 13 years of age, Twitter will probably still be the medium of choice on the Internet! Better take those handles now because as time passes it will be harder and harder for your child to have an ideal username in the future.

Other accounts you should sign your child/dog up for: MySpace, Flickr, Facebook, and if you’re feeling extra loving, why not a YouTube too?

Archiving memories – My dog/babies 1^st.

As technology develops, remembering “baby’s first tweet” will be just as important as their first lock of hair. The first one is special and should be thought out completely. Make sure not to waste it!

Example of a good first tweet: “I’m ALIVE!”

Free attention – Everyone loves a cute baby…or dog!

Your Twitter account may not be doing so well but think of all the attention you can get by being a baby or a dog! Think about it. Who can hate a baby or a dog? While your Twitter account may have only 5-10 followers live through your child’s Twitter account to get thousands!

Get ahead of the game! - Start a trend

While everyone else is setting up accounts for their dogs and children you can start a new trend.  Start creating Twitter accounts for plants, cars, and other household items.  You’ll be amazed how simple it is to give inanimate objects their own unique personality. Think of how fun it will be pretend to be your’86 Honda Civic! Vroom Vroom! Your friends will envy your creativity and you’ll start to see everyone mimic your great idea!

Things you can make accounts for: Trash can, radio, duffle bag, laptop, car, guitar, wallet. The possibilities are endless!

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